November 7th, 2019

Linus van Pelt
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27502 Thursday, 7 November 2019 The giddy limit

Rather as Sunday’s match between Everton and Tottenham (in truth, a rather dull affair) was overshadowed by a gruesome injury to Everton’s Gomes (one of those where the TV shows no replay), this crossword, a pretty ordinary but pleasant enough offering, is dominated for me (and for a few others, by the look of the leaderboard) by an unkind VARiation and no less than three (light) red cards at 16. I sincerely hope that a subsequent review rescinds the (light) red cards, as the FA did for poor, distraught Heung Min Son whose tackle inadvertently led to the aarrrgh moment and a sending off. I can’t claim to have worked through the rest at any kind of Championship speed, taking 23 minutes and some. Most other early solvers are in the quick bracket, suggesting this is not particularly tough.
I have attempted elucidation of the clues, some digressions, and clues, definitions and SOLUTIONS displayed à la moi.

1 What keeps the old folk mobile? (3,4)
BUS PASS A barely cryptic cryptic definition. In the UK, at least local authorities provide pensioners with a pass for free bus travel.
5 Stay with reactionary American while away (7)
SUSPEND Reactionary American is US backwards, and while away (verbal phrase) SPEND (time, 22 minutes I’ll never get back with a not-mistake mistake)
9 Back with leader moving east in old Portuguese possession (3)
GOA Back as in in the past gives AGO, move the A to the right unntill it won’t go any further. Goa is a state in India still called Goa, which has had many owners including the Portuguese from 1510 -1961
10 Impulsive Yank soon antes up (11)
SPONTANEOUS The Yank here is not American, despite the deceptive capital, but an anagram indicator. Your anagrist: SOON ANTES UP
11 Catch half-decent fish (8)
ENTANGLE Half of decENT plus ANGLE for fish. I lost time trying to plaice haddock or somesuch. Not my COD
12 Almost panic, getting award for way of cooking (6)
FLAMBÉ I take it panic would be FLAP, knock off the P, add the OBE award. Stands for Other Bu**ers’ Efforts, I believe, [Jack correctly points out that should be MBE, which is a shame as my comment doesn't work]
15 Rebuked in hearing and carried away (4)
RAPT Our first homophone, rapped being rebuked and carried away in the sense of ecstasy
16 Restriction on amphetamine usage? (5,5)
SPEED LIMIT Right, here we go. Chambers gives SPEED as slang for amphetamine, but a simple online search confirms that “amphetamine is an ‘upper’, or stimulant” and both speed and upper have equal representation in lists of slang terms and synonyms. If an UPPER LIMIT is not a restriction I’d like to know how, and I invite the Editor to comment and/or remove my pink squares.
18 Theft by the Tories? It’s a plot! (10)
CONSPIRACY I believe in an election period we should refrain from political jibes, but my oath, it’s tempting. CONS short for Conservatives/Tories, PIRACY for theft.
19 What snooker player does the wrong way round in bar (4)
STOP  A snooker player POTS backwards. So to speak
22 Old man’s attempt to make some dough (6)
PASTRY  Old man PA, keep the ‘S, add TRY for attempt
23 Spot child eating fly (8)
SMIDGEON I’ve been watching Masterchef, and it’s sometimes difficult to see how the spot of gravy in the middle of a dish looking like a squashed fly counts as a meal over which Marcus Waring goes intio raptures. You get the picture conjured up by the literal. The wordplay gives MIDGE (fly) tucked into (by) SON (child)
25 Without money in Tehran, terribly distressed (11)
HEARTBROKEN Without money is BROKE, and you must surround it with an anagram (terribly) of TEHRAN. That the Iranian currency is the Rial is interesting but of no use here, nor, perhaps (being 0.000023 pounds sterling, in Tehran
27 Idiosyncratic member of parliament having name for Liberal (3)
OWN I think idiosyncratic as in “he’s his own man”. Regulars wil know that OWLs gather in Parliaments, change the L(iberal) to N(ame). Another tempting bit of politicking.
28 Paint Hope nursing men brutish at heart (7)
PORTRAY There is a famous painting called Hope by G  F watts, which is apparently Barak Obama’s favourite, but there’s nary a brutish man in sight. Still, if you convert Hope into PRAY, remember that hereabouts men are OR (other ranks) and chuck in the middle T of brutish, you’ll get your verbal paint.
29 Rest of university engaged in lie (7)
RESIDUE I’m a bit iffy about lie as a synonym for reside, but Shakespeare thought lie meant lodge or pass the night (Chambers) so that will do faux de mieux (I guarantee someone will come up with mieux). Anyway, RESIDE, throw in U(niversity)
1 In nightmare perversely argue with two bishops (7)
BUGBEAR An anagram (perversely) of ARGUE with two B(ishops)
2 Put thus St Mary is a very clever person (6-5)
SMARTY PANTS One of those clues which invuites you to make up your own clue to stick in the grid. If SMARTY is PANTS it gives you ST MARY. I think “pants” may well have already reached the point where it only means “rubbish” in crosswords, and will do for ever.
3 Soldier perhaps catching disease far away (6)
ABSENT Where you see “soldier, perhaps” you ought to think ANT straight away. Add in the very horrible Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy, which led to 4.4 million cows of the British herd being slaughtered from the mid-nineties, and an UPPER LIMIT (restriction – just saying) of 30 months age on cattle entering the food chain.
4 Loot harbour, causing misery (10)
SPOILSPORT Misery as in a person. SPOILS for loot, PORT for harbour
5 Name of third-born registered in Somerset House (4)
SETH Adam and Eve’s replacement for Abel, found in SomerSET House
6 Ley lines set out in a confused manner? (8)
SENILELY An anagram (set out) of LET LINES which took me so long to work out I wondered if – um -…wossname
7 Novelist recalling old church (3)
ECO Umberto of that lineage here O(ld) CE (church of England) “recalled”
8 Dictator’s parentage in dispute (7)
DISSENT Our second homophone, indicated by “dictator’s”, as in said by.  Parentage is DESCENT
13 Rum methods wife deployed — / (4,3,4)
MUM’S THE WORD An anagram (rum) of METHODS WIFE
Rum methods wife deployed — don’t tell anyone (4,3,4)
MUMS THE WORD Sorry everyone, complete screwup (it was getting late). An anagram (deployed) of RUM METHODS W(ife). Thanks Olivia!
14 Gun manufacturer said to be an honest broker (10)
PEACEMAKER Our third homophone, this time of PIECE (gun) MAKER
17 Wheeler-dealer’s stage performance? Flipping rubbish! (8)
OPERATOR Perhaps the smooth one described by Sade. Your stage performance is OPERA and ROT for rubbish is “flipped”
18 Policemen’s ball held here? (3,4)
COP SHOP One word in Chambers. Differently spaced and punctuated, it’s cops’ hop
20 Amends article skewering coppers (7)
PENANCE Arguably what you might do to make amends. The article “skewering” PENCE for coppers is AN
21 Who’s head of Mafia family? Legendary old Greek (6)
ADONIS You need to give a pithy reply to the question in the first part of the clue and knock out the spaces
24 Mob must be mad, losing billions (4)
ARMY The version of mad you want is BARMY, from which you delete B(illions)
26 Broadcast is just what bald Cockney needs? (3)
AIR It’s at least possible that our follicly-challenged Eastender is perfectly content with his shiny pate, but he still has no ‘air.

Times Quick Cryptic No 1478 by Orpheus

Tough enough from Orpheus today - I found this on a par with Tuesday's, which I did just before, each taking close to 12 minutes. I managed six of the acrosses on a first read through (1,8,10,14,16,17), but one of those (8ac) was sufficiently un-8ac to be wrong. There was a bit of tricky-ish vocab, some of which I might have had to give more thought to had their undefined husks not lodged somewhere in the mind from crosswords past. Not an entry-level QC, despite a couple of generous, long anagrams - but hey, staring blankly at cryptic crosswords makes the non-staring blankly bits all the more fun, eh? Very nice puzzle, many thanks to Orpheus!

1 Disturbing a French kid he produces a nose rag (12)
HANDKERCHIEF - anagram (disturbing) of A FRENCH KID HE
8 Secure area of the sea (5)
SOUND - double definition. I entered SHORE fairly confidently, despite both definitions needing something of a squint.
9 Buccaneer’s reportedly indelicate manner (7)
CORSAIR - CORS (reportedly indelicate = sounds like COARSE) AIR (manner)
10 Stories appearing in American anthologies (3)
ANA - "appearing" in the letters of americAN Anthologies. Stories or anecdotes about people or places of note, as in Shakespeariana. But is it Ghanana or Ghana-ana? And if you had lots of pineapple anecdotes, would that be ananana? Questions questions. Anyway, much like "ism", it can be used in its own right.
11 Beg to get church involved in ballet movement (9)
ENTRECHAT - ENTREAT (beg) to get CH(urch) involved. So not pirouette then. It's appeared a few times but not in a QC as far as I can see. If I'd seen the word without context I'd probably have guessed it was a cut of meat (hopefully not of cat).
13 High-ranking Asian woman say taken in by tramp (5)
BEGUM - E.G. (for example = say) taken in by BUM (tramp). Not sure what I'd have guessed a begum is... an animal perhaps, which I suppose isn't technically incorrect.
14 Hard man with practical skills (5)
HANDY - H(ard) ANDY (man)
16 Stupid British artist getting out more? (9)
BRAINLESS - B(ritish) R.A. (artist), and if you are "IN LESS", you are presumably getting out more.
17 Churchyard tree the solver talked of (3)
YEW - sounds like YOU (the solver). The yew is regarded as symbolic of sadness.
19 Austere knight leaves climb in Cairngorms, primarily (7)
ASCETIC - N (knight in chess) leaves ASCENT (climb), I C (In Cairngorms, "primarily")
21 Single chap from east embracing old woman (5)
NAOMI - I (single) MAN (chap) "from east" = reverse, embracing O(ld)
22 Seedy soldiers kept in subject to argument (12)
DISREPUTABLE - RE (Royal Engineers = soldiers) kept in DISPUTABLE (subject to argument). I was a while on this, thinking the definition was "argument."

1 Book house overlooking ocean (5)
HOSEA - HO(use) overlooking/above SEA (ocean)
2 Rule again, suffering spasmodic pain (9)
NEURALGIA - anagram (suffering) of RULE AGAIN
3 Person teasing cleric, one leaving Worcs town (13)
KIDDERMINSTER - KIDDER (person teasing) MINISTER (cleric), with I (one) leaving
4 Deliver poem perhaps about spectacle mentioned in speech (6)
RECITE - RE (about), CITE which in speech sounds like SIGHT (spectacle)
5 Her sons cut the damaged tree (5,8)
HORSE CHESTNUT - anagram (damaged) of HER SONS CUT THE
6 One reigning over a long period (3)
ERA - ER (the Queen = one reigning) over A
7 As well-placed models presumably are when sitting? (6)
PRETTY - cryptic definition: sitting pretty = well placed, and models are presumably pretty things.
12 Fellow doctor supports beloved, a source of sweetness (9)
HONEYCOMB - CO (fellow) MB (doctor) supports/sits below HONEY (beloved)
13 Sort of lynx bishop caught in seagoing vessel (6)
BOBCAT - B(ishop) C(aught) inside BOAT (seagoing vessel)
15 Military policeman in preferred capacity (6)
REDCAP - "in" the letters of preferRED CAPacity
18 Grumble when husband gets in hock, perhaps (5)
WHINE - H(usband) goes in WINE (hock, perhaps)
20 Endlessly stylish Greek character (3)
CHI - CHIC (stylish), endlessly = dock the tail.

Times 27,503: Divorced, Beheaded, Died, Divorced, Beheaded, Solved

A mostly QC-level Friday puzzle, stuffed with chestnuts and sitters, presumably to give people the necessary confidence to sign up for the Champs next month. Which, to be fair, you all should.

Still suffering from post-flu exhaustion I lost a minute or two at the end starting at U_O_I_I_E unable to see the only possible word staring me in the face, but even for a sick man this was largely without speedbumps. COD to 4dn for the clever play on various types of Mass. Thanks setter!

1 Expert about to break best form of digital security (6)
TOECAP - reversed ACE [expert] "to break" TOP [best]

5 Home Office fight to keep Queen's English trailer (8)
HORSEBOX - H.O. BOX [Home Office | fight] "to keep" R'S E [Queen's | English]

9 Refuse vessel originally donated in settlement (4,4)
TURN DOWN - URN [vessel] + D{onated}, in TOWN [settlement]

10 Computer fit to be installed in Times (6)
TABLET - ABLE [fit] "to be installed in" T T [(two) times]

11 Berlin agreement to protect tailless wild cat (6)
JAGUAR - JA [Berlin agreement] + GUAR{d} [to protect, "tailless"]

12 Like a hair shirt? Remove yours at the outset (8)
SCRATCHY - SCRATCH [remove] + Y{ours}

14 Old figure? MCC has a few! (5,7)
ROMAN NUMERAL - cryptic def, MCC being a collection of three Roman numerals

17 In which Thor must rend ground? (12)
THUNDERSTORM - (THOR MUST REND*) ["ground"], semi-&lit

20 About to furnish Arab table full of dates (8)
CALENDAR - CA LEND AR [about | to furnish | Arab]

22 Wall in green, at shed (6)
IMMURE - IMM{at}URE [green, "shedding" AT]

23 Graduates gather round old British tree (6)
BAOBAB - BA BA [(two) graduates] "gather round" O [old], + B [British]

25 Show ID to protect old solicitor (5,3)
POINT OUT - PIN [ID] "to protect" O [old], + TOUT [solicitor]

26 Tiny tree, gnarled for yonks (8)
ETERNITY - (TINY TREE*) ["gnarled"]

27 Trainee's heading off for a profitable job (6)
EARNER - {l}EARNER [trainee, with "heading off"]

2 Funny (not the first) thing astronomer looks into (6)
OCULAR - {j}OCULAR [funny, "not the first (letter)"]

3 Church carries on with limited money agreement (11)
CONCURRENCE - CE [church] "carries" ON + CURRENC{y} ["limited" money]

4 Broadcast quiet Mass in appropriate city? (9)
PROGRAMME - P [quiet] + GRAM [mass] in ROME [appropriate city for holding a Mass]

5 Help boy, offering practical experience (5-2)
HANDS-ON - or HAND SON [help | boy]

6 Revolver to go off above soldiers (5)
ROTOR - ROT [to go off] above O.R. [soldiers]

7 Withdraw European books (3)
EBB - E [European] + B B [(two) books]

8 Catch bird interrupting deliveries (8)
OVERHEAR - RHEA [bird] "interrupting" OVER [deliveries]

13 The right doctor assembled emergency room gauge (11)
THERMOMETER - THE R MO MET E.R. [the | right | doctor | assembled | emergency room]

15 Ten men with current force in Brussels turned up, to find eg Henry? (9)
UXORICIDE - X O.R. + I C.I.D. [ten | men (with) current | force] in reversed EU [Brussels]

16 Hotel contributed to rustic game (8)
PHEASANT - H [hotel] "contributed to" PEASANT [rustic]

18 Difficult spot in which to turn left (7)
STROPPY - SPY [spot], in which reversed PORT [left]

19 Actors on tour platoon picked up (6)
TROUPE - homophone of TROOP [platoon]

21 A pal in New York tipping one crude source (5)
DUBAI - reversed A BUD [a | pal in New York] + I [one]. Crude as in oil

24 Drill to polish up (3)
BUR - reversed RUB [polish]